They're the Cat's Meow
By C.L. Beck
The other day when my brain had nothing else to do, it came up with a few funny puns about cats.
Well, okay, it really did have other things to do, but my brain doesn't follow directions well. It also runs with scissors, but that's another story....
Funny Puns (Cats)
What do kittens drink? Meow-lk.
What virtue do cats strive for the most? Purr-fection.
What kind of baseball pitch does a cat deliver? A hairball.
What's a cat's favorite cliche? You can catch more flies with honey. (And they crunch nicely, too.)
What do you call it when Fluffy gets a cut on her paw? A me-owie.
What’s a cat’s favorite infield position in baseball? Catcher.
If 20 felines were organized into a choir, what song would they sing? The Howllelujah Chorus.
What type music do cats prefer to hear? Catchy tunes.
What’s a kittens favorite snack? Meow-ouse.
What do cats do with their 401K funds when they retire? Purr-chase land in Boca.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a hippopotamus? A catastrophe.
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