It's Been a Month Since I Have Writ
I'm sittin' here and feelin' sad,
Just knowin' I am so, so bad!
It's been a month since I have writ.
My brain says I am a nit wit.
My friends think I done flew the coop.
But ... I've been busy makin' soup,
And feedin' hawgs, and training dawgs,
And just for fun, been felling logs.
I scraped my knee, what really hurt.
Fell on my face, down in the dirt,
And writ this poem, as I lay there,
While little ants climbed in my hair.
And even though, I must admit,
I've made this up -- yup, every bit --
I'm hoping it will make you smile,
Forgive me for a little while.
And you'll still visit me right here,
Despite the fact there's no free beer.
Won't worry 'bout my missing face --
That hasn't been here, in this place.
Yes, life can surely be such fun.
So much to do, been on the run.
But, I'll be back again someday --
And then I'll have a lot to say!
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Article: "A Funny Poem about Being Busy" © C.L. Beck
Poem: "It's Been a Month Since I Have Writ" © C.L. Beck
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