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World Series Joke


By C.L. (Cindy Lynn) Beck













It's time once again for the World Series. That season when men sit glued to the TV, cheering over a little orb thrown at ninety miles per hour ... which misses the catcher's glove and beans the umpire. So, in honor of America's national pastime, here's a good one.

World Series Joke

It's the World Series -- the Detroit Tigers against the San Francisco Giants -- and two of the opposing baseball players are bad-mouthing each other's pitchers. The Tiger's ballplayer says, "Your starting pitcher is so awful that he couldn't even lob a slowball across the plate."

And the Giant's ballplayer says, "Yeah? Well, you guys shoulda been named the KittyCats instead of the Tigers, cuz the only thing your pitcher is able to throw is a hairball."

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World Series Joke © C.L. (Cindy Lynn) Beck 
Tags: funny joke, World Series, Detroit Tigers, San Francisco Giants
Baseball graphic © Billy Frank Alexander

A Funny Joke -- Advice from the Bible


A funny joke a day keeps the doctor away. But, then again, so does a big Doberman. At least that's my opinion ...

Advice from the Bible
My bishop stated that the Bible had advice for every situation in life.

So, when the roast turned out poorly, I turned to the Good Book for comfort. My eyes landed on a verse that said, "To every thing, there is a season."

Which clearly meant I'd used too much basil.

 






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"A Funny Joke -- Advice from the Bible" © C.L.Beck
Tags: bible,  funny joke