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Here's a little humor and fun (no disrespect intended) for the upcoming Independence Day holiday. Hope you all have a wonderful July 4th, that you get to eat plenty of watermelon, and that you'll be careful with those fireworks!
Little Andy's First Day at School
Little Andy is at his first day of school, and Mrs Whyte, his teacher advises the class that each school day starts with the Pledge of Allegiance, and instructs them to put their right hand over their heart and repeat after her.
As Mrs Whyte starts the recitation she looks around the room, "I pledge allegiance to the flag ...", when her eyes are drawn to Andy, who has his hand over the right cheek of his bottom.
"Andy, I cannot continue till you put your hand over your heart," she demands.
Andy looks up and replies, "It is over my heart."
After several more attempts to get Andy to put his hand over his heart, Mrs Whyte inquires, "Why do you think that is your heart, Andy?"
"Well Miss," answers Andy, "because every time my Grandma comes to visit she pats me there and says, 'Bless your little heart,' and my Grandma never lies."
From: Will and Guy's Funny Clean Jokes
The Star Spangled Banner as Sung by Presidents of the United States
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