Fourth of July Fun

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Here's a little humor and fun (no disrespect intended) for the upcoming Independence Day holiday. Hope you all have a wonderful July 4th, that you get to eat plenty of watermelon, and that you'll be careful with those fireworks!

Little Andy's First Day at School

Little Andy is at his first day of school, and Mrs Whyte, his teacher advises the class that each school day starts with the Pledge of Allegiance, and instructs them to put their right hand over their heart and repeat after her.

As Mrs Whyte starts the recitation she looks around the room, "I pledge allegiance to the flag ...", when her eyes are drawn to Andy, who has his hand over the right cheek of his bottom.

"Andy, I cannot continue till you put your hand over your heart," she demands.

Andy looks up and replies, "It is over my heart."

After several more attempts to get Andy to put his hand over his heart, Mrs Whyte inquires, "Why do you think that is your heart, Andy?"

"Well Miss," answers Andy, "because every time my Grandma comes to visit she pats me there and says, 'Bless your little heart,' and my Grandma never lies."

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The Star Spangled Banner as Sung by Presidents of the United States

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RaShelle Workman said...

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Nichole Giles said...

Cute. Lots of fun. Thanks for sharing.

Kathi Oram Peterson said...

Happy 4th of July! Thanks for the chuckle. :)

Sharon K. Mayhew said...

That was so funny! As a former elementary teacher...I can be pretty sure this is a true story!

Carol L. said...

Hi Cindy,
Wishing you and your family a very happy 4th of July holiday.
Thanks for the cute joke and a very funny but creative video.
Carol L.

Cathy said...

This is the first year since we moved to the states that we will actually be here on the 4th of July. We are always in Canada for Canada day on the 1st of July.
Maybe I'll see some of those famous fireworks that we aren't allowed to take across the border.

Triple Nickel said...

Great fun! Love to see the Presidents rocking!

Melinda said...

That was a cool video. The rocking Star Spangled Banner!