It's Monday ... and that says it all, right? It's my opinion that whoever is in charge should do away with Mondays and give us two Saturdays in the week. Unfortunately, it's unlikely the Wish Fairy will grant that anytime soon (bad ol' fairy), so here are a few fun puns to brighten your day.
Funny Punnys
(Received in an email, author unknown)
Local Area Network in Australia : the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
A midget fortune-teller prison escapee is a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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5 comments:
That was fun - thanks for sharing! I always need a little cheering up on Mondays.
Here's a new word for me Cindy. Paronomasia. The defenition is a rhetorical term for punning or playing with words. For example? Get that bird a glass of water - he's perched! or The dogs were real award weiners.
Fun, eh.
Hey Cindy,
Great puns I especially liked "A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine" lol How true it is. :)Happy St Pattys Day.
Carol L
Lucky4750@aol.com
Those were great. Thanks for a good laugh. In honor of St. Paddy's Day: "People have a happy time vacationing in Ireland because they are walking on Eire!"
A feel-good post. Thanks.
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