5 Rules to Remember

Posted by my alter-ego, Cindy Lynn
Tags: humor, happiness, Associated Content

5 Rules to Remember in Life

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the so-and-so's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then, neither does milk.

~ Author unknown

And now that you've had a laugh ... if you're looking for other fun or interesting thoughts, check out my articles at Associated Content.

Until next time ...

~ Cindy Lynn
Author, Poet, and Philosopher at Associated Content


Slamdunk said...

Funny Cindy.

The forgiveness guidance is something I need to write down.

Unknown said...

I love these! I just saw them somewhere last week - I think my favorite is #1. So, so true. Although I might have to agree with Slamdunk on the forgiveness one.

Kathi Oram Peterson said...

Great thoughts to start my weekend. Thanks for the chuckle.


Unknown said...

When I have more time, I need to investigate Associated Content more. I just visited your site - wow, you've got quite a few articles there. You're such a good writer - me, so-so. :-|

I've been spending every spare minute I have lately trying to improve my blog, and I'm waiting on a designer/developer to start taking projects again so she can re-do my blog for me on a Wordpress platform. I want my own domain, no more Blogger!! :-)

And I've been trying to add new products to my Zazzle store too!

Hmmm, if I could toss my hospital job that would free up 40 hrs plus (the getting ready for work time!) to work on all this other stuff......

Hermana Maw said...

Love the rules! Hee hee. :)

I gave you an award on my blog today.

Anna Maria Junus said...

Great rules and so true. I would write something witty about it right now but I'm sick - and not in the teenage way that sick means.