With Valentine's Day coming, I've decided to undertake an ambitious task. Nope, I'm not climbing the tallest mountain, swimming the roughest seas, nor crossing Main St. against the light. I'm committing to something I've never done before ...
Posting a Valentine's joke a day for an entire week!
No, no, please. No applause. Just throw gold, which according to the commercials is going to skyrocket as soon as I empty my 401K to buy it.
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
From: Will and Guy's Funny Clean Jokes (I don't know about you, but I'm rolling on the floor over that one. Ah yes, simple jokes posted by a gal with a simple mind.)
In addition to today's joke, there's a poll to take. Don't you just love polls? They give the chance to express an opinion without your teenagers arguing with you. Valentine's Poll
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