It's Valentine's Day! Final Joke (Tuesday)

In keeping with my totally-regretted, capriciously-decided, dangerously-flawed, impetuous, impulsive, not-well-thought-out, rash promise to post one joke a day until Valentine's Day, here's the last one ...

Valentine's Joke (final one)



Personal Ad in the Newspaper

Single black female seeks male companionship for Valentine's day, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good kisser, and a girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (405) 555-1234 and ask for Daisy.

Over 12,000 "Romeos" phoned and found themselves talking to the Humane Society about a 7-week-old Labrador retriever puppy.

Men are so easy....

(Note: Although Snopes.com says the above story isn't necessarily true--any Humane Society would be nuts to run it because of all the mislead callers they'd get--it's still funny.)

And finally, for something that's fun but isn't fiction on this Valentine's Day, take the "Who Said It?" quiz. You'll get a kick out of it.

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It's Valentine's Day! Final Joke (Tuesday) © C.L. (Cindy Lynn) Beck
Tags: Valentine's Day, humor, jokes, quiz

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