Valentine's Day Lies in Wait ... by Cindy Lynn Beck

With Valentine's Day coming, I've decided to undertake an ambitious task. Nope, I'm not climbing the tallest mountain, swimming the roughest seas, nor crossing Main St. against the light. I'm committing to something I've never done before ...

Posting a Valentine's joke a day for an entire week!

No, no, please. No applause. Just throw gold, which according to the commercials is going to skyrocket as soon as I empty my 401K to buy it.

Valentine's Joke

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

A: Forget-me-nuts.

From: Will and Guy's Funny Clean Jokes

(I don't know about you, but I'm rolling on the floor over that one. Ah yes, simple jokes posted by a gal with a simple mind.)

In addition to today's joke, there's a poll to take. Don't you just love polls? They give the chance to express an opinion without your teenagers arguing with you.

Valentine's Poll

Valentine's Day Lies in Wait © C.L. (Cindy Lynn) Beck
Tags: Valentine's Day, humor, jokes, polls, 401K


Triple Nickel said...

Great fun. Loved it!

Cathy said...

One of my boys is an almost Valentines baby. He missed it by one day. But he stilled looked like a little cherub.
I'll be watching for your Valentines funnies.

Melinda said...

Valentine's jokes - good laughs to wear off the extra pound from the chocolates!