Valentine's Day is at the Door ... Joke 7 (Monday)

Photo © Cindy Beck

In keeping with my capriciously-decided, dangerously-flawed, impetuous, impulsive, not-well-thought-out, rash promise to post one joke a day until Valentine's Day, here's the next one ...

Valentine's Joke #7

A Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

~ Author unknown

Okay, so maybe that wasn't really a joke. More like a funny thought, or a humorous idea.

Or reality TV. I'm not sure which.


Valentine's Day Moves Closer ... Joke 7 (Monday) © C.L. (Cindy Lynn) Beck
Tags: Valentine's Day, humor, jokes

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